hello u blurb readin legend!

Its lee nelson here from off ur tele + i’m coming to a crap town near u with my well new tour!

its gonna b bigga, betta + even funnier than my last tour + a lot fatter as well coz this time i’m bringing my best mate + fat legend Omelette!

so dont b a mug - stop readin this rubbish + get urself a ticket!  do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!!
Qwaliteeeeeee!

 special note 2 birds - if u ask nicely i’ll sign any part of ur body afta the show !